If Only Someone Had Written A Song Describing The Bittersweet, Cyclical Nature Of The Father-Son Relationship

Emanuel Bray

Over the years, music has covered a wide range of human emotions. But one aspect of the human condition that has never been evoked by a single...



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Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey

Thousands GatherOnce again this year, dozens of happy children slipped and skidded across the ceremonial turkey fat on the ice rink.

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Donald Fagen Defends Steely Dan To Friends

FagenFagen tries to convince colleagues that Steely Dan doesn't "suck hard."

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Blistex Executive Makes Fool Of Himself At Lip-Balm Conference

Blistex ExecutiveBernard Ganley embarrasses himself, Blistex, and the entire lip-care industry.

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Jimmie Johnson's Car Put Out To Stud

Jimmy Jonson

CHARLOTTE, NC—Hendrick Motorsports confirmed what many NASCAR fans had suspected all season, announcing Wednesday that Jimmie Johnson's...



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I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians

Janet Cosgrove

Everybody has this image of "crazy Christians" based on what they hear in the media, but it's just not true. Most Christians are normal, decent...



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