Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text

Nation ShuddersThe giant mass of prose was devoid of so much as a large pulled quote for readers to glance at before moving on.




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Girl Welcomed To Womanhood With 4-Page Pamphlet

Area GirlMcMillan is ushered into menarche with flowers, rainbows, and bullet points.




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Do The New Tablets Own Up To The Hype?

Dolphin Tech

When tablet computers first reared their heads in the '90s, they were quickly written off as low-powered machines that were kind of neat, but not...




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Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts

Man On InternetSteve Gibson sits at a desk that was once covered with mustard paraphernalia.




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Couple Of Cool Guys Just Hanging Out

Cool Guys

UPDATE: NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Cool guys Shawn Goldstein and Walt Traxel no longer hanging out.

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I Didn't Spend 6 Weeks In A Medical License Reinstatement Ethics Class To Have You Call Me 'Mister'

Dr. Trent Berstyn

It's tragic how people treat doctors in this day and age. The lack of respect for the education and training medical professionals go through,...




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