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If Only Someone Had Written A Song Describing The Bittersweet, Cyclical Nature Of The Father-Son Relationship
 Over the years, music has covered a wide range of human emotions. But one aspect of the human condition that has never been evoked by a single... Categories: Fake News | Funny News | News | The Onion | The Onion Pictures |
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Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey
 Once again this year, dozens of happy children slipped and skidded across the ceremonial turkey fat on the ice rink.
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Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy
 Frat members get high and talk financial instruments. Categories: Fake News | Funny News | News | The Onion | The Onion Pictures |
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Donald Fagen Defends Steely Dan To Friends
 Fagen tries to convince colleagues that Steely Dan doesn't "suck hard." Categories: Fake News | Funny News | News | The Onion | The Onion Pictures |
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Carmello Anthony Throws Down Air Dunk
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Blistex Executive Makes Fool Of Himself At Lip-Balm Conference
 Bernard Ganley embarrasses himself, Blistex, and the entire lip-care industry. Categories: Fake News | Funny News | News | The Onion | The Onion Pictures |
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Jimmie Johnson's Car Put Out To Stud
 CHARLOTTE, NC—Hendrick Motorsports confirmed what many NASCAR fans had suspected all season, announcing Wednesday that Jimmie Johnson's... Categories: Fake News | Funny News | News | The Onion | The Onion Pictures |
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I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians
 Everybody has this image of "crazy Christians" based on what they hear in the media, but it's just not true. Most Christians are normal, decent... Categories: Fake News | Funny News | News | The Onion | The Onion Pictures |
