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Alternate Health Care Bills
In response to President Obama's call for compromise, several lawmakers have concocted their own health care reform bills. Here are some...
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Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts
DES MOINES, IA—Only when Steve Gibson started getting enraged by mustard-related issues did he realize he had become entangled in a dense, thickening web of mustard obsession. "I saw my wife put French's mustard on a bologna sandwich and I just lost control," he said.
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Wine May Help Women Moderate Weight
In a long-term study that surveyed the drinking habits of 20,000 women, those who consumed moderate amounts of alcohol were more likely to keep their...
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Local CVS Selling One Leather Jacket For Some Reason
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Canada may adopt gender-neutral national anthem
(Reuters)
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Old sea dog sets tongues wagging at Crufts
(Reuters)
Reuters - A 16th century dog, the only known female to have served aboard King Henry VIII's ill-fated flagship the Mary Rose, has stolen the show at Britain's Crufts dog show this year. Categories: Funny News | Humor | News | Odd News | Yahoo News | Yahoo News Oddly Enough |
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Residents flee Angolan village invaded by elephants
(Reuters)
Reuters - Wild elephants rampaged through a southern village in Angola last weekend, destroying farms and dozens of houses and prompting most of its 4,000 residents to flee to neighboring Namibia, a local official said Tuesday. Categories: Funny News | Humor | News | Odd News | Yahoo News | Yahoo News Oddly Enough |
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Sports: Uh-Oh, Annoying Coworker Going To Tell You Why IndyCar Racing Completely Different From NASCAR
KANSAS CITY, MO—Oh man, sources confirmed that it looks as though Paul Martinelli, that irritating guy from sales, is going to give you an entire breakdown of the differences between IndyCar and NASCAR...
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Japan's spouse hunters hone skills at marriage school
(Reuters)
Reuters - In search of Mr. or Mrs. Right, dozens of Japanese are attending a newly launched school in Tokyo that aims to turn them into marriage material. Categories: Funny News | Humor | News | Odd News | Yahoo News | Yahoo News Oddly Enough |
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Mytron The Fifth, Illuminati Ruler And Secret Overlord Of All Humanity, Dead At 112
2,000 MILES BENEATH BAVARIA, GERMANY—Mytron the Fifth, Illuminati ruler and secret mastermind of the entire human race since the year 8449...
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Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text
WASHINGTON—Without an illustration, chart, or embedded YouTube video to ease them in, millions of dumbfounded citizens from Maine to California were frozen in place, terrified by the sight of one long, unbroken string of English words unsure of what to do next.
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Opinion: I Didn't Spend 6 Weeks In A Medical License Reinstatement Ethics Class To Have You Call Me 'Mister' (by Dr. Trent Berstyn)
It's tragic how people treat doctors in this day and age. The lack of respect for the education and training medical professionals go through,...
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Out-Of-Control Group Yields Little Usable Data
ATLANTA—A study of the effects of antidepressants on sleep patterns was derailed this week when the experiment's out-of-control...
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Couple Of Cool Guys Just Hanging Out
NEW YORK—Cool guys Shawn Goldstein, 26 (left) and Walt Traxel, 26 (right) just hang out Thursday afternoon. Please check back in for updates as The Onion continues to follow this developing story.
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Child's play at air traffic tower sparks inquiry
(Reuters)
Reuters - An investigation is underway into why a young child, apparently under an adult's supervision, was allowed to direct air traffic at New York City's John F. Kennedy International Airport, U.S. authorities said on Wednesday. Categories: Funny News | Humor | News | Odd News | Yahoo News | Yahoo News Oddly Enough |
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Canada drops plans for politically correct anthem
(Reuters)
Reuters - Don't mess with a century-old tradition even if it is sexist, Canadians told the Conservative government this week, forcing Ottawa to scrap plans to make the country's national anthem gender-neutral. Categories: Funny News | Humor | News | Odd News | Yahoo News | Yahoo News Oddly Enough |
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Chinese youth accused of not being fighting fit
(Reuters)
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